Reed Alexander

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I'm the foulmouthed horror movie critic.  I post new reviews every Wednesday and Sunday, so stay tuned =D

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Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Lo' (2009)
a day ago
How do you hide the fact that your movie's budget is the same size as "Shakespeare in the Park?" Make a production that looks not entirely unlike "Shakespeare in the Park." A good friend of mine point...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Lord of Illusions' (1995)
5 days ago
Barker was really on point with this story. It's dark and gritty, and fucking disturbing. I also forget just how insane it could be including the multiple extremely cringe-worthy scenes. Barker was al...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'The Returned' (2013)
8 days ago
This, this is a fucking zombie movie. And you know what? There are only two damn zombies in the whole fucking movie. You only really get to see one. The rest are just a looming backdrop. I talked abou...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'World War Z' (2013)
9 days ago
World War Z is... not a horror movie. I'm a little more than disappointed here. This was an action movie, not a horror movie. Brad Pitt might as well have been fighting terrorists for all it would hav...
Reed Alexander's Drunk Horror Review of 'Forced Entry' (2019)
15 days ago
My wife just got done paying tribute to Baron Samedi, and that means I had to drink some black rum. And to get the taste of the black rum out of my mouth (sorry Baron, it's just not my drink, no disre...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Gingerdead Man' (2005)
19 days ago
Look at that fucking DVD box art. Look at it! Take a moment to draw it in. Think about how fucking ridiculous that is. This is another movie where if you actively chose to watch it, and were disappoin...