Reed Alexander

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I watch shit horror movies so you don't have to.  I post new reviews every Wednesday and Sunday, so stay tuned =D

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Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'American Movie' (1999) and 'Coven' (1997)
7 months ago
I'm here to talk about something I actually found intensely inspiring. I should preface first by saying that I'm not a believer of the American dream. I do believe in hard work, but I know anyone who ...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Cult of Chucky' (2017)
7 months ago
Okay, I like this movie for two very important reasons. One, it respected the fact that Chucky is barely two feet tall and can't weigh more than 20 fucking pounds. He remained a stealth killer through...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Thirst' (2015)
7 months ago
Holy hell, this movie was bad! I actually kinda liked it, but man was it fucking bad. I have to say, just to make it perfectly clear, this movie is "Sci-Fi channel original" bad. We’re way beyond B-ho...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'The Disappointment Room' (2016)
8 months ago
This had to be the most appropriately named movie of all time. You, too, can have a room full of disappointments, your living room, as you watch this total riff fest. We didn't stop harping on the tit...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Mom and Dad' (2017)
8 months ago
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! Could they have made the teenage protagonist any more of a sanctimonious bitch? Is this really how teenage girls behave? I mean, I get rebellion. I get not jiving with your paren...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'The Hallow (2015)'
8 months ago
Eh, there was a lot about this movie I actually liked but I'm not sure I can call it good horror or give it a pass. It was a lot like Hybrid, in that they tried to shoehorn too much into a fairly simp...