Reed Alexander

I watch shit horror movies so you don't have to.  I post new reviews every Wednesday and Sunday, so stay tuned =D

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Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'The Lazarus Effect' (2015)
5 months ago
This movie wanted to be Reanimator and Flatliners all at the same time. It's not that the premise doesn't work, it just gets messy and leads to a sloppy ending. What I'm saying is this could have been...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'The Blood Lands' (2014)
5 months ago
Okay, we get it, the lead male is a total douche. Fuck sake, can we move on? I swear to god, the exposition in the beginning was less about setting up the plot and more about proving what a royal bag ...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of "Splinter" (2008)
5 months ago
Forget the 30-Minute Rule, this movie is face-first in action just about a minute and a half in. Mr. Wilkins (director), I could fucking kiss you... This movie drops you right into the middle of the p...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Hellraiser: Revelations' (2011)
5 months ago
Okay, I knew this was going to be bad. I was actually expecting it to be so bad that I even enjoyed watching it. Not because it was a good-bad movie (it was just flat out bad), but because I knew what...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Let Us Prey' (2014)
5 months ago
I'm really becoming a huge fan of Pollyanna McIntosh. While White Settlers was a complete flop, her acting easily stood apart from the movie's constant letdowns. Now we find her here in a role she tot...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Sleepaway Camp' (1983)
5 months ago
Jesus fucking Christ, where do I begin? This movie should be ashamed of its own existence. The vortex of suck is so great, it's creates a singularity. It's bad enough that this movie is rapey, anti LG...