Reed Alexander

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I'm the foulmouthed horror movie critic.  I post new reviews every Wednesday and Sunday, so stay tuned =D

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Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Cult of Chucky' (2017)
9 months ago
Okay, I like this movie for two very important reasons. One, it respected the fact that Chucky is barely two feet tall and can't weigh more than 20 fucking pounds. He remained a stealth killer through...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Thirst' (2015)
9 months ago
Holy hell, this movie was bad! I actually kinda liked it, but man was it fucking bad. I have to say, just to make it perfectly clear, this movie is "Sci-Fi channel original" bad. We’re way beyond B-ho...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'The Disappointment Room' (2016)
9 months ago
This had to be the most appropriately named movie of all time. You, too, can have a room full of disappointments, your living room, as you watch this total riff fest. We didn't stop harping on the tit...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Mom and Dad' (2017)
9 months ago
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! Could they have made the teenage protagonist any more of a sanctimonious bitch? Is this really how teenage girls behave? I mean, I get rebellion. I get not jiving with your paren...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'The Hallow (2015)'
9 months ago
Eh, there was a lot about this movie I actually liked but I'm not sure I can call it good horror or give it a pass. It was a lot like Hybrid, in that they tried to shoehorn too much into a fairly simp...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Creature Lake' (2015)
9 months ago
I want to remind you that I grade on a curve when it comes to a film’s production level. When it's student quality films like this, I automatically consider everything in a higher light than it really...