Reed Alexander

I watch shit horror movies so you don't have to.  I post new reviews every Wednesday and Sunday, so stay tuned =D

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Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'The Lords of Salem' (2012)
21 days ago
Jesus Christ, Rob. Was that real crack featured in this movie? I need to understand what the fuck you were on. Here's the thing. A lot of people complained about this movie being absolute trash. It di...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Flatliners' (1990)
a month ago
I just found out there was a remake of this amazing classic, and I've never reviewed the original, so I decided to rewatch it... again. What made this movie so amazing was how they took an old boring ...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Sharktopus vs. Whalewolf' (2015)
a month ago
Where do I begin on this silly mess of absolute nonsense? It comes down to the important question. Was this, intentional pile of dog shit, an entertaining pile of dog shit? Does a little kid hit the d...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday' (1993)
a month ago
Again, not sure why this installment of the Friday the 13th (F13) franchise was so universally hated on. In my review of Jason X (aka Jason in Space!) I mentioned fans of the franchise placed the orig...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Ghost Team' (2016)
a month ago
I'll be blunt. This movie was wholly predictable. But, in this case that's okay. You shouldn't be expecting any twists in this lovable little horror comedy. The movie was disappointingly not as violen...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Creeping Corruption' (2019)
a month ago
My GOD Madness Heart! Where the FUCK you been for the last 10 years? I’ve been in desperate need of strong gripping horror narrative, and frankly, I’m disappointed it took you so long to feed my cravi...