Reed Alexander

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I'm the foulmouthed horror movie critic.  I post new reviews every Wednesday and Sunday, so stay tuned =D

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Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'John Dies at the End' (2012)
10 months ago
This movie was fan-fucking-tastic. I'm not sure what to label it under though. I mean, it is supposed to be horror comedy, but it's actually more like your classic Terry Gilliam film. Many elements of...
Reed Alexander's Review of 'Abattoir' (2016)
10 months ago
DAMN IT ABATTOIR! LET ME LOVE YOU! I tried to review this movie twice and both times FB somehow managed to eat the review. Well, it's about damn time I pull my head out of my bitch ass, get over my pr...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of "Citadel"
10 months ago
This was under zombie movies on Netflix, which is a bit of a misrepresentation. I wouldn't say the creatures in this movie aren't zombies, more like demons. Not really a spoiler, they get up close and...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'It Follows'
10 months ago
Alright. I was impressed. This wasn't the steaming pile of red hot bloody diarrhea that I was expecting. I guess I have to give Dimension Films some credit... I haven't done that since Event Horizon. ...
Reed Alexander's Review of 'Don't Blink' (2014)
2 years ago
This movie was... okay. I wanted a little more from it and at times, the pacing dragged a bit. But the premise was good, the atmosphere spot on, and the acting pretty solid for horror. Not saying it w...
Reed Alexander's Review of 'Infini' (2015)
2 years ago
Yeah, this was a pretty fucking awesome movie. Not sure if I'd call it horror, but it was an awesome movie. My biggest problem is they kinda pussied out on the ending. Okay, no they totally pussied ou...