Reed Alexander

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I'm the foulmouthed horror movie critic.  I post new reviews every Wednesday and Sunday, so stay tuned =D

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Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Hell Fire' (2015)
a month ago
Audio! Fucking audio people! There was so much echo and feedback it was hard to hear what people were fucking saying! I shouldn't have to watch an English movie with the subtitles on! Especially one t...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Shellmont County Massacre' (2019)
a month ago
I'll give them this, for an independent film that was made with zero budget, they had the right idea. Actually, for a brief moment, they bordered on brilliance. I really wish they'd seen the movie ins...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'The Sand' (2015)
2 months ago
All right, this movie got a bad wrap. The way people talk about it, I was expecting full blown Birdemic or even Troll 2. Okay, it was bad, but basically it was bad because the CGI was fucking shit. Th...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'American Cult: Horror Anthology' From MHP
2 months ago
Seven masterful stories about the deep state, which deliver predictable, but devastatingly dark depictions of those who fought to make our country an Oligarchy, and rob us of our liberty. If you like ...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Dagon' (2001)
2 months ago
The movie was awful and campy and tropey as fuck! AND IT WAS FUCKING AMAZING AND I LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT!!! My god, seriously, stop what you're doing and go watch this bizarre shit show. Make a fuc...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'The Signal' (2007)
2 months ago
Yeah, it was pretty entertaining, being just on the horror side of horror/comedy. It's a lot like Yellowbrickroad in many ways as it's a slow descent into madness. I bring up, Yellowbrickroad a lot an...