Reed Alexander

The world is one marvelous catastrophe waiting to happen. When humanity is long gone, I hope my work is found by intergalactic explores so they can learn about the great failed experiment called human society (a sort of "I told you so").

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Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'The Void' (2016)
16 days ago
Let me just start out by saying, there was a LOT about this movie that was testing my fucking patience. It really prayed on "Weaker Sex Syndrome" far too often, and for a hot second, I could swear the...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Dig Two Graves' (2014)
17 days ago
This movie is Oscar material as far as I'm fucking concerned. It also touches my hillbilly roots a little bit. So if you want an idea of the kinds of wife’s tales I grew up on, you can watch this movi...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Land Shark' (2017)
18 days ago
I was scrolling through Tubi which has a multitude of cheese movies and came across one entitled Land Shark. Apparently, my wife had seen this hot mess before and suggested it as a potential good-bad ...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'The Blob' (1988)
18 days ago
You know, it's surprising how revolutionary this movie was for crap 80s horror. But If you really think about it, The Blob kind of defied a lot of horror norms, all of which we take for granted today....
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Tall Men' (2016)
19 days ago
I don't wanna fucking review this movie. I don't want to give it my time. But I watched it and now I have this nagging fucking sense of duty. I don't know... So, this movie sucked, but I'm going to gr...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Hellraiser: Judgment' (2018)
22 days ago
This installment of the Hellraiser franchise did one thing right. They picked a good actor for Pinhead. That, not surprisingly, is the beginning and the end of my accolades for this movie. I knew righ...