Reed Alexander

The world is one marvelous catastrophe waiting to happen. When humanity is long gone, I hope my work is found by intergalactic explores so they can learn about the great failed experiment called human society (a sort of "I told you so").

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Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Thirst' (2015)
a month ago
Holy hell, this movie was bad! I actually kinda liked it, but man was it fucking bad. I have to say, just to make it perfectly clear, this movie is "Sci-Fi channel original" bad. We’re way beyond B-ho...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'The Disappointment Room' (2016)
2 months ago
This had to be the most appropriately named movie of all time. You, too, can have a room full of disappointments, your living room, as you watch this total riff fest. We didn't stop harping on the tit...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Mom and Dad' (2017)
2 months ago
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! Could they have made the teenage protagonist any more of a sanctimonious bitch? Is this really how teenage girls behave? I mean, I get rebellion. I get not jiving with your paren...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'The Hallow (2015)'
2 months ago
Eh, there was a lot about this movie I actually liked but I'm not sure I can call it good horror or give it a pass. It was a lot like Hybrid, in that they tried to shoehorn too much into a fairly simp...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Creature Lake' (2015)
2 months ago
I want to remind you that I grade on a curve when it comes to a film’s production level. When it's student quality films like this, I automatically consider everything in a higher light than it really...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Piranha 3D (2010)'
2 months ago
This makes me think I should watch the originals again and review them as well. I loved the Piranha franchise when I was young but to be honest, I don’t much think of it any more. I wonder if it holds...