Reed Alexander

I watch shit horror movies so you don't have to.  I post new reviews every Wednesday and Sunday, so stay tuned =D

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Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead' (1994)
2 months ago
Eh, I was expecting this to be much worse than it was. Don't get me wrong, it’s bad, but I remember it being dreadful, nigh unwatchable. I mean, Angus always makes every instalment of the Phantasm fra...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'They're Watching' (2016)
2 months ago
I'm gonna file this one under good-bad movies. It's supposed to be a horror comedy of sorts, but like Stung from my last review, it’s more like a horror movie with comedy elements. This, however, was ...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Spectral' (2016)
3 months ago
Alight, so this movie was pretty fucking decent. I don't know if I can say it's horror... it's definitely got horror elements, and in many ways is like the 80's classic Aliens. Yeah, I'm gonna go with...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Doom' (2005)
3 months ago
You know what? I'll fucking say it. Doom wasn't that bad. It was kind of silly at times, definitely had fuck all to do with the video game, and certainly was trying to rip off Aliens, but it was fun. ...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Apartment 143' (2011)
3 months ago
*Sigh* You know what's wrong with shaky camera movies? They're lazy. They're trying to make up for a lack of real atmosphere with shitty video and cheap action shots by waving the camera around. It di...
Reed Alexander's Horror Review of 'Viral' (2016)
3 months ago
Why the fuck is this movie called Viral? I mean, they tell you right off the bat that it's about parasites. They explain it right in the description. There's a whole damn exposé about parasites in the...